Would you rather?

My neck is still rather sore and painful. Give it time I say....(how much time I ask myself?)

Anyway, I thought I'd play around with "Would you rather?" which gives you a dilemma and provides two choices which you have to mull over. So I googled and here's a few I came upon....

Would you rather.....nail all your fingers to a table OR break every bone in your hand?
Wow - the first one they give me is a gruesome one and I'm suppose to pick which pain I would prefer. Isn't the pain in my neck enough? Hmm...whichever I choose, I would have to put into action. Which one gives me less pain - because, obviously, no one wants to experience any discomfort whatsoever. I think I'll go with nailing my fingers to a table. I'd also make sure I'm at a hospital when that happens so they can fix me up pretty quickly while I'm writhing in pain. Breaking every bone in your hand sounds pretty painful and I'm sure there's a lot of bones to break *googles* Oooh that's 27 bones I would have to break. And I have 5 fingers. Nailing my fingers to a table it is!

Would you rather.....kiss a frog OR be a frog?
This one's easy. I'd kiss a frog. Done within a second and I don't have any squeamish qualms. You can get cute frogs too. Just make sure it isn't a poisonous one! Also, there could be a chance that I can find my prince charming. Sounds even better now....

Would you rather.....be seen as quite dull and boring OR be hated.
This one is quite simple too. Because I tend to be a shy and quiet person, people have often seen me as dull and boring. No new experiences there! I wouldn't want to be hated - that makes me sad. Besides, it does say "seen" as quite dull and boring, but it isn't necessarily true that you are. I know I'm not. You just need to get to know me better *evil grin*

Would you rather.....have 1 dollar OR have 1 chicken?
I'm starting to feel skeptical towards these questions. Chicken is the answer. No point having one dollar - it's not much and I can't spend it in the UK anyway. I'd end up buying penny sweets (which unfortunately is a rarity now). With the chicken - I'd look after it well and it can give me my morning eggs. The chicken can be my pet too and we'll play chase in the garden.

Okay one more. Would you rather.....be used as a human paintbrush by a giant OR only travel by goat for the rest of your life?
This is hilarious. It depends really. If the giant was gentle and he was painting you across a nice flat smooth wall then that's fine. But if he's walloping you against a brick wall......well, let's just say it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Would the giant be using you to paint only once.....because that would seem short-term compared to travelling by goat for the rest of your life. The goat appeals to me though because then I would have a travelling companion and he'd only be used for travel - which is great if my I'm feeling tired!